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Sunday, August 17, 2008

you'd never guess what?!?!

my bestie friend James.yeah he doesn't read twilight ((i know, he has NO idea what he's missing)) anywhos, he knows i do read the twilight saga and he pays lotsaa attention to wht i love and hate.and he knows i CANT WAIT untill december 12, 2008 because of the Twilight movie comming out.and he told me tht he looked it up and heard it somewhere that its now comming out in NOVEMBER!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! i soooooooo hope that he's rightt.we were txtin and he was all

"your movies not comming in december"

and im all "wait what? huhh??"

and he goes "it's in NOVEMBER"

and imm all like "OMG. are you serious, no joke?"

and he goes like "no joke."

so i say "wait why?"

and he's all like "because harry potter is the day before twilight so they decided
to play it a month earlier."

then i started TFO[({totally freaking out})] it was funny and im likee sooo happy
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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Cullen got back.

One day, while the rest of the Cullens were out hunting, Emmett sat at home listening to music.A SirMixAlot song came on and he had decided to re-write it.He didn't think Edward would be too happy about it.But he hardly ever thought at all anyway.

Oh, my, gosh Bella, look at that jeepIt is so big It looks like,one of those fang girls boyfriends.But, you know, who understands those fang girls? They only talk to him, because,he is like a total vampire, 'kay?I mean, that jeep, is just so big.I can't believe it's just so square it's like,out there, I mean - cool. Look!its just so ... fast.

[Emmett]
I like big jeeps and I can not lieYou other fans can't denyThat when a vamp drives in with a muddy vehicle.
And a big jeep in your faceYou get sprung, wanna pull out your keys'Cause you notice that jeep was fastDeep in the woods its tearingI'm hooked and I can't stop staringOh vamps, I wanna drive with youAnd take your pictureMy fangirls tried to warn meBut that jeep you got makes me so happy.Ooh, super-smooth-tinYou say you wanna get in my jeep?Well, drive me drive me'Cause you ain't that average Vamp, Gthey see me drivinTo heck with the speed limitit's forks and wet,Got it goin' like a turbo 'VetteI'm tired of magazinesSayin' volvos are the thingTake the average vampire and ask him thatIt gotta pack that much power.So, fangirls! (Yeah!) fangirls! (Yeah!)Has your boyfriend's got the jeep? (heck yeah!)Tell 'em to drive it! (drive it!) drive it! (drive it!)Drive that muddy jeep!Cullen got back
Cullen got back!

[Emmett]
I like 'em fast, and squareAnd when I'm having raceI just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animalNow here's my scandalI wanna drive aroundAnd speed, double-up, go fastI ain't talkin' bout volvos'Cause shiny cars are made for girlsI want 'em real fast and bigSo find that big fat jeep.Emmett is in troubleBeggin' for a ride in that double.So I'm lookin' at little volvosKnock-kneeded Edwards driving like wolvesYou can have them EdwardsI'll keep my tires big and roundA word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna drive with yaI won't cuss or hit yaBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna drive.Till the breaking dawnThat jeep got it goin' onEdward won't like this song'Cause his volvo like to hit it and quit itAnd I'd rather stay and drive'Cause it's square, and It's strongAnd I'm down to get the drivin onSo, vamps {Yeah!} vamps {Yeah}If you wanna roll inside my jeep {Yeah!}Then back it up! Drive it out!Even werewolves got to shoutCullen got back!Cullen got back!Yeah, Edward ... when it comes to cars,Volvos ain't got nothin'to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if it's a pretty color.

[Emmett]
So your boyfriend rolls a Honda, drivin around like Fonda.But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Jeep.
Your dont drivin matterUnless you've got a jeep, G.You can do side bends or sit-ups,But please don't lose that jeep.Some brothers wanna play that "hard" roleAnd tell you that the jeep ain't goldSo they toss it and leave itAnd I drive up quick to retrieve itSo Edward says i'm slowWell I ain't down with that!'Cause my jeep is big and my rims are spinnin'And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'To the beanpole volvos in the magazines:that ain't the Thing!Give me that jeep mr, I can't resist her/And I bet Jasper didn't miss herSome knucklehead tried to dis'Cause his jeep is on my listHe had game but he chose to hit 'emAnd I pull up quick to get wit 'emSo vamps, if the jeep is bigAnd you want a triple X throw down,Dial 1-900-EMMETTAnd kick them nasty volvo.Cullen got back!

(You got a little bitty volvo but Emmett got a big jeep.) [4x]

Emmett had just finished when he heard the jingling of keys and a volvo door slam.Then the next thing he knows, he hears his name yelled by a really mad Edward.

--by Savannah and Alexis--xoxo